NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost".
Here are the rules (one for each misery)...
- ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print). However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font.
- You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap.
- It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
- It must be stupid.
- No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
- You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff.
- Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content.
Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)...
- Most Borg
- Jeff
- Bonus Points
- and maybe Moistness
Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...
- A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
- An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druidor not as apparently he wasn't being serious- Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine
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This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
Now with 100% less MÖRK
Roll Dice. Shit Dies.
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
We are the beef.
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
Roll up your wiener!
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
Ask me about Superhero Borg!
It takes place in ancient Greece
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
It's about protecting what's yours
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
We have MÖRK BORG at home
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
It's set in the land before time
It's about beating off a dead horse
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
You are a damned pony.
Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
Quien Es Mas Macho?
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
A Noun Borg Hack
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
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