Play: The first time I tried to load the game, it wouldn't respond, and I had to force quit. Luckily, it worked the second time. It's very interesting gameplay-wise, and I really liked it- I was expecting a clicker game clicker game, but this is a new take on the genre that I haven't seen before. Most of the challenge came from me not understanding what not to click on, and once I got it, it became a lot easier.
Aesthetic: I will forever be baffled by mandatory fullscreen in games. It makes everything harder for everyone involved. The art is gorgeous, the colors could easily have been irritating to my eyes but they were really well-done. The shortness of the experience helps, though, I don't know if I could look at something this neon for more than a couple minutes. The cursor was interesting- is it meant to show that you're both aliens?- but threw me off a few times because I'm not used to Long Mouse.
Sound: The music track is amazing, I love it. The SFX are very well-done too, and the volume is balanced.
Narrative: Not much, but doesn't need it.
Horny: It's the premise and the focus, but it's not particularly highlighted by the mechanics.
Kink: Aliens, I guess? Bonus point for the alien's design, he actually looks alien and not just like a blue person.
Stealth: The word 'horny' is in the name.
Harmony and Novelty: Like I said, the mechanics don't really go well with the theme, since you're clicking objects that move at the same pace. Perhaps to add more challenge and fit it better with the 'story', they'd speed up over time? Idk.
Final Thoughts: please add a settings menu mandatory fullscreen is a blight on society