NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost".
Here are the rules (one for each misery)...
- ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print). However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font.
- You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap.
- It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
- It must be stupid.
- No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
- You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff.
- Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content.
Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)...
- Most Borg
- Jeff
- Bonus Points
- and maybe Moistness
Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...
- A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
- An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druidor not as apparently he wasn't being serious- Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine
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An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
Roll Dice. Shit Dies.
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
It's about beating off a dead horse
It's about protecting what's yours
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
It takes place in ancient Greece
Quien Es Mas Macho?
Mörk Borg Gods Supplement
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
Now with 100% less MÖRK
We have MÖRK BORG at home
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
We are the beef.
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
A Noun Borg Hack
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
Ask me about Superhero Borg!
You are a damned pony.
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
Roll up your wiener!
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
It's set in the land before time
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
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